Only an old school platform thong from Soda could make me forget about going back to Hertz!
A’ight, so nothing new to report this week. Actually, that’s not true. There IS something new…something cray-cray…something I never thought I would hear myself say…again. People, I am going back to…(drumroll)…driving Uber with Hertz Rentals! Yup…the sky has truly fallen! For those who don’t know…or care…when I’m NOT out looking all fabulous like I am here at the Sepulveda Dam, I drive for Uber, Lyft and GrubHub. I mean, hey, gotta pay the bills, right? But I didn’t start off working for them directly. You see, Uber and Hertz have a partnership whereby a driver can rent a car through Hertz and use that car to make 💰💰for Uber.
And of course, we can’t forget this cute little shiny black purse from E-Bay!
And it’ll only set you back about $970 per month; no lie! So, for anybody stupid enough…and let’s be honest, desperate enough to give this a try, you too can push around a 5-year-old beater with 100,000 miles on it for minimum wage. Who can resist!
Well, I can’t. Not anymore. Because you see, a LOOOOONG time ago, somebody told me I should be in pictures. And I have been…a lot. But not so much lately because of the Actors’ Strike. Maybe you’ve heard of it! Well, all those actors out there fighting for all of their money have actually caused me to LOSE mine!
Well, not ALL of it. But my income has been slashed Freddy Kreuger-style this year and my Unemployment is running out. So it’s back to Uber/Hertz for a while, with their $970/month fees. Yay, meeeeeeee!
But like I said, “Who cares!” Let’s get back to the fashion, shall we? Until next week, dear readers…Love, Peace and Shoes!✌️✌️👡👡😊😊, Johnny