Wow, helluva week for conservative sports fans in L.A., huh? First, the Doyers finally got it done after 36 years. Then, their boy Donald closed the deal on his comeback after 4 years. So right now all of those wealthy Caucasians in Ventura County who THINK they’re poor are having the best week of their lives! Or, like their adopted son Ice Cube would say…🎶”Today Was a Good Day!”🎶
And for the rest of us who are not wealthy and Caucasian…how are you guys doing? I’m talking to all my fellow trans folk out there. You guys OK? I know it’s been a terrible week for us; with a racist, misogynist, homophobe re-taking the Throne. And he more-or-less climbed on our backs to do it! Take a look.
“Kamala is for They/Them. Donald Trump is for YOU!” Give me a fucking break! Nice try, Donald; appealing to the lowest-common-denominator voter. Trying to capitalize on some bogus Red State phobia, which has absolutely NO merit whatsoever. I mean, come on people! Are you really that damned scared that ONE man out of a THOUSAND might sneak into the ladies’ restroom!
And what’s so funny about all this crap is that these ads actually aired during Game 4 of the WORLD SERIES! Ain’t that funny? So while my Boys were out there closing the deal in front of tens of millions of sports fans, ol’ Orange-Face was using our people as a political punching bag! Note the Black men in the first ad and how it ended with a shot of him hugging an elderly Black woman. N-Word, please! Like he’s ever been near any Black people, besides Omarosa!
But you know what, fuck ’em! Fuck ALL of ’em! I mean, as much as it hurts seeing our trans brothas and sistahs being weaponized to further the Right’s agenda, if we are that important to them, then we must be doing somethang right! “If I’m on your mind, then I’m in your behind!” That’s what I always say. (Actually, I just made that up! 😂😂)
OK, enough with all this negativity! Simi Valley might make some ugly people, but they make some beautiful golf courses, don’t they? Next time I’m around some ducks, I gotta bring some food so they get closer. Alright, that’s all I got. Until next time, dear readers (BOTH of you! 😂😂) Love, Peace and 👡👡👡!
Johnny
